What if Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Was Voiced by Brooklynites?

Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, you now have an answer to this question. Kimmel was filming Jimmy Kimmel Live in Brooklyn all last week, and he decided to ask his local crew to record their voices over the actors in the Stars Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. The result? Hilarious. From the opening voiceover, "Hey what's up, how's everything?" playing over the masked face of Rey (Daisy Ridley), to Rey's verbal assault of her droid BB-8, you realize how much of a no-brainer this was. Not even a major dogfight between X-wings and TIE Fighters can keep these galactic Brooklynites from asking "where the hell do you think you're going?"

Or how about this gem:

"Hey Tony, the force is calling."

"Take a message."

"I'm not your ____-ing secretary!"

Brilliant. Now bring on the Fargo-voiced The Force Awakens trailer!